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Amazon reviews for the Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder

by | 18th, October 2012

THESE reviews for the Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032) are informative. They are in response to Mitt Romney saying he has “binders full of women”, received while Governor of Massachusetts.

As a woman, I’m not adept at making decisions that concern me. So when I need the right choice, I turn to the presidential candidate that KNOWS. One with prideful experience in this department. I don’t want to be filed away in an inferior & confusing electronic doohickey that I couldn’t possibly understand. Or heaven forbid, have a man ask for & listen to my ideas! I’d much rather rely on this top of the line, 1980s style, Avery Durable binder. It’s the choice America can trust. My education, my ideas, my opinions, my choices, please PLEASE keep them safely stored away here and far away from the men that might fear them (I mean, want to use them to hire me somedaynever). I’d write more about this most useful product, but it’s time I hurry home to make dinner.

Maybe it’s just my women, but they don’t seem to want to fit into the space I’ve designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.

I’m going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.

I used to think women were beyond organization till I discovered these binders. Now those pesky women are lined up, organized and orderly. If you are having trouble finding a woman to fulfill your state’s nuissance EEO policy, just reach for your handy binders full of women! I. Have binders and binders full of them. The binders come in an array of colors to appeal to women and I try to wear a matching tie so I can appeal to women too!

I used to use binders to keep my women in but the whole process got to be so unwieldy once you had more than a couple dozen so I’ve gone to keeping my women in a flash drive.

Mitt Romney is not on commission…



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