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Woman breastfeeds son who looks like a pug dog

by | 19th, October 2012

 Woman breastfeeds son who looks like a pug dog

NOT for Closer magazine topless photos of Kate Middleton. Hell no. The British version of Closer keeps the bar high (to let pretty much anyone limbo underneath).

The magazine zooms in on Terri Graham, a California babe who brestfeeds her pug-ugly baby. No! Wait. That’s a pug. She breastfeeds a dog called Spider (it says here).

It all began when Spider lapped at the breast milk she’d harvested for her son. So. Terri thought why not cut down on shopping costs and  give her son the sister he’d always wanted? Why not breastfeed Spider?

As she says:

“People may say I’m a freak, but having Spider suck on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother. Her tongue tickles and I do feel her teeth, but she latches on in a way that they don’t hurt me. I breastfeed Spider in front of the kids and they think it’s amazing.”

Sure they do. They think  it’s amazing that a kid can still look like that in a place where comestic surgery is birth rite. C’mon, Terri, admit it. Terri is Terri Junior, the girl child with the ultimate snub nose. ..

A whole gallery of women breastfeeding animals.

Spotter: HuffPo



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