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BBC Television Centre is a crime scene as dancer claims rape

by | 21st, October 2012

“BBC STAR RAPE ATTACK – Dancer claims he tried to have sex while she slept.”

Step aside Julian Assange. The BBC will slash its budget by reporting exclusively on itself. On the negative (although it’s happy news for Salford’s new immigrants), the sale of BBC Television Centre must be stopped. The entire place is a crime scene.

The Sunday Mirror’s headline promises much. So. Who is that BBC star? Well, we don’t know. The paper doesn’t say. As such, everyone who has ever worked at the BBC must be teated as a potential rapist.

Such is the Jimmy Savile legacy that we must ask ourselves: Is Del Boy Trotter a pervert? Alistair Cooke..? Gordon The Gopher..?

Time for a new Miss Marple adventure…



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