A ‘Tom Cruise’ is now a universal measure of human fat
THANKS to Big Brother winner emeritus Josie Gibson, we know that fat is weighed by the Tom Cruise. As she tells OK! magazine:
“I’ve lost a whole Tom Cruise in Weight.”
Whilst area is measured by football pithces and height in double-decker buses, the world has been scrambling about for a univeral mesure of fat.
Gibson tells us that she has moved from 17 stone to 11 stone, making one Tom Cuise the equivalent of six stone. He will be pleased…