Anorak | Hurricane Sandy is here because of those awful gays

Hurricane Sandy is here because of those awful gays

by | 30th, October 2012

THE weather is not something anyone can control, not that religious people understand. They’re like those people who wear lucky underpants, thinking it has any discernible effect on an upcoming football match (your pants/god has about as much influence as the lifeless mop in your kitchen).

And so, with Hurricane Sandy battering the East Coast of America (as well as the Caribbean, not that any of the TV newsrooms actually care about the latter, despite the obvious apocalyptic narrative they could adopt), the fundamentalists are out in force and looking toward god to see who they can blame for this awful, freak weather system (which has already been adequately dissected by science).

Amongst the theories, some Christians are saying that Sandy has been sent by God to batter the traditionally Democrat-leaning East Coast of America as a pre-election message. Basically, God likes Romney and Obama supporters better stay home on voting day.

There’s also the idea that Sandy is the beginning of the Rapture, as predicted in the Bible (Revelation 16:21). Some of our Muslim pals are in on it too, saying that Allah is showing his wrath with Obama, Romney and their Zionist puppet-masters of the ‘illegal Israeli terrorist regime’ by spewing forth the fires of Hell.

In terms of exciting language, Islam is definitely beating Christianity.

However, the biggest mouthpiece is John McTernan who has stated that Hurricane Sandy is further proof that “God is systematically destroying America” as political judgement for the “homosexual agenda “. Of course, McTernan has previously made similar allusions about Hurricanes Katrina and Isaac.

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