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Doomsday Preppers await Armageddon: Battlestar Galactica for Jesus

by | 30th, October 2012

FEAR not, humanity. When Armageddon comes, these folks are ready to create a new breed of human. It’s Battlestar Galactica for Jesus. Do you take your chances with the Bomb or live in a hole with these fine folks?

Ahm-a-geddin’-outta-here:

How can you become prepared for the end of the world?

1. Get yourself a food mountain (or move to Belgium where there are mountains of butter and lakes of wine):

The 3 month mountain house family pack is our reccommended minimum purchase for effective emergency preparedness for the whole family, 2 adults and 2 children. It can be used for up to 3 months for 4 people or up to 12 months for 1 Person. It offers some of the best “value per tin” across Europe and comes in 4 large boxes that are very easy to store.

The pack contains 96 tins and approx. 360 main meals, Breakfast & Deserts and Meat & Veg to make your own meals. (Non Organic / No Genetically Modified Ingredients)

2. Watch this.

3. Check the label.

 

 

Be prepared!

 



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