Revealed: 10 reasons why the BBC sacked Danny Baker

REVEALED: Why the BBC sacked Danny Baker from his brilliant daily afternoon show on London 95.9FM. The Danny Baker Treehouse has been felled:

1. “We dwell amid pinheaded weasels who know only timid, the generic and the abacus.” – Danny Baker

2. Global warming

3. Because he’s DJ of the year and Radio Eccles is the model

4. Makes Financial sense

5. Danny Baker is not the authentic voice of Londoners. EastEnders is.

6. “The boy Grimsby’s” Radio One breakfast show cost more than keeping @prodnose on air for a year

7. The BBC need the money to pay for Jimmy Savile

8. Danny Baker never augmented his meagre BBC pay with work as a hospital porter (see marathon running)

9. “Glad that BBC are axing @prodnose Danny Baker’s daily radio show. I’ve had it up to here with his wit, warmth and originality” – Rob Brydon

10. He’s French

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