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Donald Trump’s kids investigate Obama’s parentage in Africa: turns out they’re bastards

by | 3rd, November 2012

YOU might think a man with tsunami on his head would be sensitive to natural disasters. But Donald Trump is not like the rest of us. Trump is all about bits of paper. Bits of paper makes things true to Donald. He most likely has bits of paper that say “Your Hair Is Real”, “Scotland Loves You” and “You Da Man” pinned up around his house, each piece of proof printed on embossed paper and bearing the hallmarks of esteemed institutions, such as The Harvard School of Hair.

Most recently, Trump has been looking for a piece of paper that proves Barack Obama’s passport application form. If Obama shows it, Trump will donate $5m to a charity of Obama’s choosing. If he doesn’t, Trump will keep his money. Obama shock of shock never took up the offer.

He might have been, you know, busy. What with the Presidential election and Superstorm Sandy, the President of the USA might not have seen Trump’s tweets. Still, in

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