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Anorak | Nadine Dorries, wave goodbye to your career!

Nadine Dorries, wave goodbye to your career!

by | 6th, November 2012

POLITICIANS, as we all know, as thundering bozos. They don’t know their arses from their elbows and they prove it time and time again by their wilfully idiotic actions. And Nadine Dorries, a particularly loathsome oaf, has proved how dim MPs are once again, by agreeing to go on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

However, we should all rejoice in this. While you may think she’s neglecting her ward, using taxpayer’s money in a bid to become famous and worse still, invade our homes with her gaspingly awful personality, you’re missing the point.

See, Dorries is about to vanish into obscurity and her political career is about to collapse in a heap.

How do we know this? Well, look at which MPs went into Reality TV before her! Lembit Opik went into the jungle, got bitten by a snake and became such an unpopular MP that he had to settle for a life trying out stand-up comedy and appearing on television with his bloody harmonica.

Ann Widdecombe appeared on Strictly Come Dancing and, save an utterly awful gameshow, she’s all but waddled off into the middle distance with her hymen intact. And of course, who can forget George Galloway’s stint

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