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Blackbirds found blind drunk in playground

by | 7th, November 2012

SOME young tearaway blackbirds found dead at a primary school in Cumbria, which doesn’t sound very funny. However, when you consider the fact that they were dead from alcohol poisoning, it suddenly feels more amusing.

So who went to the corner shop for these feathered fiends? Were they drinking 20/20? Either way, animal health specialists were called to examine a DOZEN birds found in the playground, and a post-mortem analysis revealed that one of the birds had a large amount of alcohol in its liver.

Of course, what with them being stupid-ass birds, they thought they could drink-and-fly, but alas, they were hammered. A local wildlife sanctuary cared for one of the birds found in the area, which they described as unsteady on its feet, using its wings to support

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