Frankie Cocozza sucks more than Arlo Guthrie’s motor-cycle pickle
FRANKIE Cocozza, was the The X Factor agonist encouraged to behave like a dick and then sacked for behaving like a dick. Haemorrhaged from the pisspoor show, the pisspoor singer then recorded a song. It’s called She’s Got A Motorcycle. It is utterly without merit. But if he creates it , they will come. And if enough of them come, Cocozza can put two fingers up to Simon Cowell and say that he might have written the script on how to polish turds, but Frankie has been doing handstands over the toilet bowl.
So. Here’s the song. For reasons unspecified, Cocozza sing it with his hands stuffed into the pockets of his cardigan and bent forward in the manner of a kebab-poisoned clubber.
The lyrics are, for those of you seen to sing along:
She’s got a motorcycle.
A big bad motorcycle.
She knows how much I like it,
She won’t let me ride it.
Strong rhyming there.
He’s no Arlo Guthrie:
Here’s Cocozza – if you can stand it: