Tulisa and Danny Simpson: it’s all building to a date with Ryan Giggs
The Sun follows up: “WE WATCHED TULISA SEX TAPE TOGETHER – Prem rat mocked TV judge’s ‘technique’.”
The paper says the footballer is Newcastle United makeweight Danny Simpson. He’s called a rat because his pregnant lover of the past six years, Stephanie Ward, says so. He the father of her child, Skye-Lorena, and the baby growing inside her.
“Tulisa categorically denies any allegation that she entered any relationship with Danny Simpson while he was still in a relationship with Stephanie Ward.”
Tulisa also speak for herself. She tweets:
“I don’t want 2 get in2 a public war of words, but what is being written about me 2moro is absolutely not true.”
She then adds without irony:
“u r a liar n a psychotic obsessed nutta! Wait til I tell it how it is … wrongen.”
This is Tulisa who told us: “I’m an inspiration for Broken Britain.”
Pregnant Stephanie tells the Sun:
“She’s been sleeping in my bed! Danny has humiliated me in front of my family, friends and the whole nation. We’ve been off-and-on for the last seven years — but absolutely solid for the last two. As far as I’m concerned he has cheated on me because we hadn’t broken up or anything…
“She was at my house last night, so I think they are going to start seeing each other. But what I’d say to Danny is, I don’t know how he can throw away his perfect family for someone who is constantly pictured with different guys…I have a baby on the way and a little girl who’s 1½. If he wants to leave that, then that’s up to him. But I won’t be here for him if he comes back. I don’t care any more. He’s made his bed so he can lie in it.”
He can lie in it. And, if we believe the story, Tulisa can lie in it with him.
To put the tin lid on poor Stephanie’s story, the Sun speaks to her grandma:
Stephanie’s tearful gran Jean Smith said: “They were very much still together. I saw the newspapers this morning and was totally devastated. As far as I know everything was fine — they were in love.”
Because what your grandma doesn’t know about her granddaughter’s sex life is not worth knowing.
For the defence, the Mirror summons one Stephen Orife, a pal of Simpson’s. He tells us:
Danny told Stephen: “I’m sorry that it has come to this and I’m disappointed that Stephanie has made the comments she has. I will always have the utmost respect for Stephanie who is a wonderful mother to our daughter. However, we have not been together for a long time and we have lived separately since April. I have now moved on and I am happy.”
The Sun says Stephanie is 11-weeks pregnant. The Mirror says she’s “four-months” pregnant.
Back to the pal:
“…they have not had sex – and I know because I was sleeping in the room next to them on Wednesday. They had a kiss and cuddle but that was it. They both want to take things slowly. They have both had bad experiences in the past. Tulisa made it clear that she had a ‘five date’ rule, and they have not had five dates yet. Danny is respectful of that and they are looking at a serious relationship with longevity.”
Stephanie calls Simpson a liar and Tulisa a “homewrecker“.
This is all topped by today’s headline about watching Tulisa perform oral sex on a former flame Justin Edwards, also known as MC Ultra, who leaked the tape. Says Stephanie:
“The video didn’t turn us on or anything, it was rubbish.”
The Mirror notes that Simpson has “dated” Imogen Thomas (photos NSFW), who famously “dated” super-injucntion muppet Ryan Giggs, who shagged his sister-in-law Natasha Giggs (photos) who has – yep – “dated” Simpson. Tulisa, of course, got an injunction to legally prevent the aforesaid sex tape being distributed further across the internet.
Should Tulisa’s lawyers meet Ryan Giggs’ lawyers, the resulting orgy in the showbiz Petri Dish will be required viewing…