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Brilliant drunk idiot tries to ride a crocodile (with unsurprising consequences)

by | 19th, November 2012

SOMETIMES, drunks are a gift that keep giving. Most of the time, they chat nonsense and puke up on their fried chicken, but sometime, they’re worth their weight in wobbling gold.

Take the drunkard in Australia who just about survived his little escapade when he tried to ride a crocodile.

The glorious, near-heroically stupid Michael Newman was kicked out of a pub in Broome for being too pissed, so he did what any normal person would do, and climbed a massive fence that enclosed an 800kg saltwater crocodile, before trying to ride it.

Ride it home, we hope.

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