News photo of 2012: creature eats man’s penis. Slowly
PRESENTING the news photo of the year for 2012. The pictures features ‘Jackson’, a Zimbabwe man who six months ago began feeling ill. He noticed that a creature had been eating his penis. Slowly.
Now the creature inside his penis has grown to the size of a human thumb. His “sperm hosepipe“ is swollen. Says the 52-year-old:
“I can even feel this creature when it moves. You can smell the blood from the front gate. This thing looks alive. It is just on the tip of my manhood,”
He has received antibiotics. But nothing worked:
“Now they have run out of ideas. I’ve been told I’m bewitched, but I don’t mess around with other men’s women. Even when this thing started I was not in a relationship and my wife isn’t here because she stays where she works. Four big hospitals have told me to see them next year but I can’t wait… My money has gone to the sangomas. Please save me!”
To help medics who might have tuned in, the news photo comes with an arrow to help locate the issue…