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Telford man sentenced after causing ‘terror by dildo’

by | 27th, November 2012

IMAGINE you heard about a man concealing a dildo about his person. You’d imagine he was either embarrassed to have it on him as something of a prude or, indeed, that he had it down his trolleys in a bid to appear that he was well endowed.

Well, giving a whole new twist on the ‘is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’, a man has been arrested and sentenced after terrorising local residents with a vibrator.

Ian Poulton from Wellington, now thoroughly embarrassed, managed to capture the attention of 15 police officers who were tooled-up and wearing bulletproof vests, thanks to his antics with a codwang.

Now, you

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