Anorak | The name’s Gaffney… Dean Gaffney… licence to be an idiot spy

The name’s Gaffney… Dean Gaffney… licence to be an idiot spy

by | 28th, November 2012

THE first rule about Spy Club is keeping your big, stupid mouth shut. However, have a particularly large and imbecilic gob, Dean Gaffney (pictured) missed the memo and has been telling everyone that he’s applied for a job at MI5.

Apparently, the thundering dimwit responded to an online advert for a Mobile Surveillance Officer with the secret service.

Without a trace of irony, he said: “I’ve got an enquiring mind, so I thought I’d give it a go. I love spy films and the whole James Bond thing. MI5 put out an advert looking for people and I thought, ‘How hard can it be?’ Most spies spend their lives pretending to be people who they’re not. I do that for a living.”

How about getting your fingernails pulled out by double agents? How about getting poked with a poison tipped umbrella that gives you plutonium poisoning?

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