Shave with bacon flavoured shaving foam
With that in mind, thank the stars for the land of the free! America, a place of many delightfully crackpot ideas, has a company who has developed a new bacon-flavoured shaving cream. You read that correctly. Shaving foam that tastes like pigs.
The cream, released by J&D’s Foods, releases the smell of cooked bacon while you shave your chin. And balls. You can shave your balls too. Wherever you shave, it’ll be irresistible to the bacon fans of the world, so choose your shaved area wisely.
You don’t want a pooch trying to bite off your delicious smelling sack, do you?
The makers say the product should be used after a hot wash or before a date, and describe it as “high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream”, according to reports.
Justin Esch, who invented the cream, said: “‘Bacon is delicious, people get excited when they smell it. When you walk into a room don’t you want people to be excited to see you?” The ‘bacontrepreneur’ added: “There is nothing more powerful than the smell of bacon, nothing. Bacon is the smell of champions.”
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and bacon is the best part of breakfast. Why not smell like it and be the best?”
It is yours for £9.