Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner tie the pre-nup
GET a hat! Crystal Harris, 26, will have another go at marrying Hugh Hefner. In June 2011, Crystal gazed at the balls and called the whole thing off. She blamed the other women. She also told Howard Stern:
“[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahh.’ I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef. Sorry. He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
You have! That beige corduory suit that looked like a fountain pen had leaked in the pockets..? Naked!
Now Crystal is back for seconds.
TMZ says she’s moved back in the Playboy Mansion:
Harris feels the time she spent apart from Hef really taught her how to be independent and stand on her own two feet … something she felt she needed.
Feet? Where’s she’s going she won’t need feet.
Anyhow, the wedding will be on New Year’s Eve at the Playboy Mansion. Hef’s gonna party like it’s 1929.