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Catholic church set up hotline for possessions and Pope goes on Twitter

by | 3rd, December 2012

FINALLY, the Roman Catholic Church is getting all modern on us! Have they relaxed their views on contraception and homosexuals? Don’t be ridiculous. They are, however, embracing technology, so it won’t be long ’til we see The Pope throwing out his red Papal shoes and investing in some Dalai Lama Air Max or something.

In the same week Pope Benny has set up a Twitter account, the Catholic Church has also set up a helpline in response to increases in people contacting them about demonic possessions in Milan.

No, seriously.

As a precaution, church honchos have doubled the number of exorcists available in the city, with chief exorcist Mons Angelo Mascheroni (yes, that name is ‘mons’) said: “We receive

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