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Kate Middleton is pregnant: all hail a new Prince Edward!

by | 3rd, December 2012

KATE Middleton is pregnant. The Duchess of Cambridge is with child. Will it be new Prince Edward? The baby will be special. It has to be. It’s royal! It has to uphold and embody the idea of imperialism and superiority while being refreshingly normal and modern.

No chance.

It’s not joyous news. It’s an act of cruelty. Get a load of Uncles Eddie. Go on, Kate and Wills. Take a look at the rich, mentally negligible sod who, though useless at pretty much everything, believes a career as a Royal is  an actual job.

The BBC sums it up: “It will be a future monarch in the future.”

 



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