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Badgers: They ARE trying to kill the human race

by | 6th, December 2012

BADGERS have clearly never forgiven humans for making them a dancing meme all those years ago, when people used to laugh at any old crap online. With badger badger badger badger badger racing around their minds, they’ve gone all Michael Douglas in Falling Down and want us to die.

Of course, badgers haven’t learned how to operate guns or anything, but that doesn’t make them less dastardly, as they’re going after motorists.

And so, the badger revolt begins in Leicestershire where a country lane has collapsed after badgers fucked it up.

These terrifying animals tunnelled under the

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