A loyal wife will breastfeed her husband’s monkeys (video)
WIVES of the world! Chances are, you’ve said you’d do anything for your partner. But would you go as far as one lady who breastfeeds her husband’s monkeys? No, ‘breastfeeding your husband’s monkeys’ isn’t some gloriously worded euphemism.
Here’s the kicker.
Huang Aiqing owns a monkey school in Nanyang, Henan province, China and his wife helps out with things by getting a boob out and sticking it into a gaping ape gob. Thrown up your lunch yet?
The wife explained:
“Many times, some of the baby monkeys slip onto our bed at night to suckle. I feel they are just like my children. In this house the monkeys are king. When I see him playing with my son I can see how close we are to them and they are to us and I’m pleased my boy has such a good playmate.”
And then, we all saw that, half buried in the sand, was the Statue of Liberty and an icy cold chill passed through our bodies.
If you want to see them, here are some unusual breastfeeding photos. They are NSFW.