Menacing Lancashire police sing Santa Claus is Coming to (a Lancashire) town!
WHAT are Lancashire Police doing to prepare for the Holiday Season? They’re singing Santa Claus is Coming to (a Lancashire) town! He’s an illegal immigrant hauling contraband and importing rabid beasts.
Look out for the coppers: arresting a soldier; letting a police dog eat Santa – Killer leaves only the hat; threatening kids with a truncheon; acting as Santa’s henchmen as they kick in a door; turning Santa into a militant novelty Darth Vader at the head of an army of his SS-themed Storm Troopers; and being really great guys.
It all being what Jesus would have wanted…