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Blind man runs over girlfriend after 5 bottles of wine

by | 12th, December 2012

GALLOWS humour is something that drags every one of us through the day because, without it, we’d spend our entire lives sobbing at work.

And so, let us laugh at a story about a man who is registered blind, running over his partner in a car, after drinking five bottles of wine… because the reality of it could very well be far too depressing to contemplate.

Blind Scott Law (not the best blues name ever, granted), got behind the wheel of a Peugeot 206 after caning a load of booze before running over his gal, Suzanne Scawthon. There was a two year old child in the rear passenger seat too! Mercifully, Ms Scawthon wasn’t killed and escaped with minor grazing.

Oddly, she then got in the car with the blind man and buggered off, but some vigilant citizen got the registration number and called the police.

They found a blind man, half-cut with his breath being more than twice the legal limit

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