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The amusing plot to kidnap, castrate and kill Justin Bieber

by | 14th, December 2012

WE’VE all been annoyed by Justin bloody Bieber at some point, with his wholesome little face and unwholesome views on rape.

With that, we can all have a chuckle at a plot that has been uncovered by court papers which showed that some ne’er-do-wells planned to kidnap the gyrating infant, as well as castrating and strangling him. We can laugh because it didn’t happen.

The person behind the plot, Dana Martin, (currently in jail for rape and murder,) had arranged for two men to abduct the pint-sized superstar, as well as his bodyguard and two other unrelated people. Martin also put a $2500 bounty on each of Bieber’s presumably under-developed testicles, to be removed with a pair of garden shears.

How delightful.

The plan detailed that Bieber was to be kidnapped after a show in New York.

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