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Wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol at husband whose farting almost made her puke

by | 18th, December 2012

THIS Christmas, as you relax in post-prandial slump, watch your gas. In South Carolina, a wife says her husband passed gas “bad enough to cause her to almost puke”.

Shannon Manatis, 41, tells police she reached for a can of vanilla-scented Lysol and jetted it in the “area” of Mr Michael Manatis, 46, her husband.

Mr Manatis says Mrs Manatis  “sprayed the Lysol in his eyes”. 

He then “threw water on Shannon”. He then tossed a plastic water bottle at her. She says it was a glass of tea that slapped her in the back of her head.

The police deputy noted:

“Upon my original arrival to the residence there was a clear liquid on the back door and floor. This was not consistent with tea but is believed to be water.” 

No arrest warrant was issued.

The air has now been cleared, literally…



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