The Ballistic Backpack from Amendment 2 makes school kids bulletproof

INTO every disaster a little capitalism must fall. Presenting the Ballistic Backpack from Amendment 2:

Our ballistic backpack provides built-in ballistic protection in a backpack that weighs just ounces more than a non-armored backpack. RynoHide carbon nanotube armor is lined in the back panel of the backpack. Sewn into the rear of the pack, you can always be confident that the armor hasn’t been accidentally left at home and that you or your child are protected in case of the unthinkable.

Prepare for the unthinkable! Remember to carry your backpack with you at all times!

The backpack can be quickly brought to the front as a shield or can serve as center of mass protection while fleeing the scene of the shooting.

It’s gender specific, too!

Available in boys, girls, or teen/adult models and Level II (.357 Magnum, .45, .40, 9 mm) or Level IIIA (.44 Magnum, .357 SIG and below) protection.

AND!!!

It’s got a 100% money back satisfaction guarantee!

Buy now – before it’s too late!!!!!

Anorak

Posted: 19th, December 2012 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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p.s. says:
December 20th, 2012 at 4:57 pm

….& it comes with satisfaction guaranteed so even if you don’t get your kids back you can feel safe about getting your money back …

The Real Stig says:
December 20th, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Feel confident and assured that when your child is sprayed with high velocity rounds in the chest and abdomen, our ballistic backpack will prevent rounds and shrapnel that exit their back from hitting any children standing directly behind them.
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Your child will unfortunately be dead as a door nail, but think of the satisfaction you will have knowing you and your child saved another childs life.