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Kate Winslet to be sent to space with her new, awful surname

by | 30th, December 2012

WHEN it was announced Kate Winslet had got married in secret, no-one really minded either way. She seems nice enough and doesn’t jar everyone as much as other Hollywood stars. Then, everyone saw what her new husband was called Ned Rocknroll.

That’s when everyone became irritated beyond words.

And Neddy Boy is the nephew of Sir Richard Branson who, presumably annoyed with the surname ‘Rocknroll’, has decided to blast the pair off into outer space, at the cost of £124,000 each. That’s impressive annoyance.

Of course, you could look

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