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Bad toys – 14 more terrible toys

by | 29th, December 2012

MORE Bad Toys for Christmas

After a hearty snack of turkey sandwiches, crisps and Coca-Cola, the small persons of the house can take turns on this revolving Sit’n’Spin stool until, one by one, they have redecorated the living room with brightly coloured seasonal vomit.

Mummy and Daddy will just love to hear you play with this darling doll every day until New Year, when she will mysteriously find herself in the dustbin, buried under three feet of wrapping paper and sellotape….

Fed up with your toddler hurling your iPhone against the wall? Simply insert it into TheO ball , which will bounce around breaking everything else in the house while leaving your precious mobile intact.

Alternatively, you could go route one with these Smash Fists, which will allow junior to “be incredible like The Hulk” by “smashing everything that gets in your way!”

Or issue him with this Police Electric Baton Shock Tricky Toy , which administers a strong but harmless shock” to annoying people ”. The makers insist that it’s an “adult shock toy, not for children or elders” but really, who are they trying to kid?

Hmm, maybe a more cerebral pastime is in order. Not  Aqua Dots , though. Spray water on the dots and they will “bond” and form pretty patterns. Whatever you do, don’t eat them though, because when swallowed the chemical coating on the beads will then convert into gamma hydroxy butyrate better known as the “date rape drug” which can induce seizures, unconsciousness, coma and death.

And Kaba Kick might not be the best idea either. Russian Roulette for children, only instead of a bullet, a pair of feet kick come out of the barrel. From Japan, in case you hadn’t guessed.

Barbie has been much maligned for her airhead image, but not on this occasion. Here she shows that she is quite prepared to “muck in” and poop scoop after her dog.

Amazingly, Tanner the dog proved successful enough to encourage Mattel to introduce a pissing puppy to the Barbie household.

But Barbie missed a trick. This pooch “poops” GLITTER . How cool is that?

Barbie could never be accused of

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