Hugh Hefner bequeath’s Crystal Harris his rigamorist stiffened legacy
SAY Hugh Hefner, 86, of his bride Crystal Harris, the 26-year-old who spent part of her youth with dad Ray Harris and mum Lee Lovitt at Ye Olde Rose & Crown in the West Midlands before turning into a Playboy rabbit:
“She, you know, deserves it. She deserves to be my widow.”
Who need Viagra when you have rigamortis and the will?