Anorak | Jewel robbers break into KFC by accident

Jewel robbers break into KFC by accident

by | 4th, January 2013

BEING a jewel thief must be an exciting gig. Turtle neck sweaters, Milk Tray on the go and creeping around with all the suave sophistication of a cat with a tail made out of pearls. That, of course, is fiction and real jewel thieves are as thick and stupid as common-or-garden burglars.

And this is proven by two bungling oafs who thought they were going to indulge in some supreme swag taking, but instead, ended up in a KFC.

Peter Welsh and Dwayne Doolan were allegedly trying to clobber their way through the wall of a Wrights Jewellers with an iron bar (classy) via a communal toilet (even classier) but ended up amongst the chicken fat and bones.

Still, while they

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