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Hugh Hefner in birthday cakes: the sponge and Viagra icing photos

by | 11th, January 2013

WHEN 86-year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner married 26-year-old Playmate bride Crystal Harris there was a cake. Atop the mixture of sponge and Viagra was a picture of Hefner dressed in his red housecoat cradling his new beter half. Think Nosferatu with Rogaine and implants, or Dracula (see below). Around the base was a massive Ken-sperm dressed in a tuxedo stood beside a miniature love doll of Ivana Trump.

 

All a bit unusual. But Hef’s worth it. He does so love his cake, especially if its decorated with a picture of a scantily-clad woman.

Maybe there’s a Playboy magazine hidden inside a cake to save embarrassment and the picture is the just the cover peeking through? If it is, Hef needs to get with the programme – porn is now socially acceptable whereas eating fatty dairy products makes you a devaint of the very worst sort:

 

 



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