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Gobbling up Eva Longoria at the Golden Globes

by | 15th, January 2013

PA 15531316 Gobbling up Eva Longoria at the Golden Globes

GERRALOAD of those legs at the Golden Globes. Halle Berry, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were all out to prove that stars do have rral legs and not robotic limbs made of snake placenta and Tom Cruise stacks. It’s the Angelina Jolie effect, they say. But what says Sarah Vine in the Times?

Eva Longoria’s made her look like she’d borrowed someone else’s legs for the evening (very possibly those of an elderly turkey).

Nice.

Vine adds:

It’s no secret that Hollywood treats women like meat.

Sarah Vine gobble-gobble-gobbles it up.



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