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Cats to be culled in New Zealand?

by | 25th, January 2013

ANYONE who has ever used Instagram or Facebook, will be thoroughly sick of the sight of people’s stupid cats. They’re everywhere at the moment, with childless hipster couples treating the feline fur-gits like they’re human babies or something.

Well, someone in New Zealand hates cats more than anyone else. So much so that they want them banned from the whole of NZ, which is clearly a brilliant move.

The environmentalist Gareth Morgan, who runs Cats To Go, wants to save New Zealand’s native birds by ridding the nation of all puddy tats. Of course, cat-lovers are up in arms, crying into their litter trays and invariably saying things like …but why would anyone want to hurt wickle Snuffly Puff Puff and is wickle gorgeous face… ooohh look at him… he’s so adorable… that cheeky wickle face! OOOH COME HERE!

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