Comments on: Liverpool: Garth Crooks says 40-goals-a-season Suarez and Sturridge can be new Owen and Heskey

By: ray

ray — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:49:32 +0000

Owen and heskey were rubbish – so lets hope they are miles better than those two

By: Andy YNWA

Andy YNWA — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:31:13 +0000

Wot?? U mean one won’t be able to hit a barn door while the other will bleed down his contract,move to madrid for f#ck all (to win trophies…HA!) and end up at manure ?

GOD I HOPE NOT!!!

By: Kenhawkeye

Kenhawkeye — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:15:43 +0000

Good journalism Anorak

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:15:42 +0000

I think he means….. actually, I don’t know what he means. Heskey was rubbish. We wrote off £7.5mil to get shot of him. Says it all really.

By: John Toher

John Toher — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:55:35 +0000

Well done on a hilarious and well-researched article.