Katie Price’s ‘smelly flip-flip’ honeymoon porn video
THE Sun is investing time and money in Katie Price, the paper leading with news of her honeymoon. You can read about it in Katie’s column, moved from its Sunday Sun spot (and how poor is that paper compared to the News of the World) to Friday’s paper.
Kate has married Mr Pricey Number 3, Kieran Hayler (photos), a waxed and machine-dried plasterer-cum-stripper, in the Bahamas. His fate was sealed when Katie told us:
“A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin, and it all became clear.”
Amazing to hear that Katie knows anyone as big as an average “medium” being as she and her pals are all remarkably small in real life. While Katie’s fans contemplate what else is close to Kieran, and how she could have married a kangaroo, koala or Keith Chegwin, she reveals that a butler at the Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort and Spa asked her: “Are you a porn star?”
Answer: if you have to ask, then “no”. But watch this space.
Katie then complains that the resorts was “more 18-30” than royal (for true regal splendour see naked Prince Harry in Vegas, topless Kate Middleton in France or Sarah Ferguson’s pimping and toe-sucking) and quips:
“Sandals, my a*** — it was more like a smelly old flip-flop.”
Which seems to a word to the wise for Mr Price III: wash your feet before making any home movies.
Posted: 25th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
