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This is a damn good way to spend the education budget: more orgasms

by | 6th, February 2013

University of Minnesota orgasm This is a damn good way to spend the education budget: more orgasms

THIS is a damn good way to spend the education budget:

The University of Minnesota is spending $3,400 to host a symposium this spring specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms.

It’s possible to be serious about this of course. Universities are indeed places of education, training pit stops on the path through life. And there’s little that’s going to make your life more pleasant than understanding the female orgasm.
This is true of women, clearly and obviously: but it’s also true of men. Knowing what they are and how to induce them is going to make any form of cohabitation vastly more pleasurable: might even get the occasional sammich as well.
One could also be determinedly unserious about this and point out that in the pursuit of those greater and better orgasms the young ladies of the university are at least likely to try out one or more of the young men. Even if the decision is then to stick with the sisterhood, trial and error is likely. And given the unregenerate sexist that I am more women putting out for more men is a win.
The only fly in this ointment is that US universities have very strict rules on equal spending on the sexes. If $3,400 is spent on something for men then $3,400 must be spent on something for women. And vice versa: so, what should the money for men be spent upon?
Given my first two reasons for supporting this class, perhaps a repeat for any of the women who missed it?



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