Anorak | Katie Price wipes her arse with snotty Sandals

Katie Price wipes her arse with snotty Sandals

by | 1st, February 2013

HOW did The Sandals resort react to best-selling author Katie Price’s appraisal of their facilities? Price married Mr Pricey number 3 at the Caribbean chain. She compared the place to  a “smelly flip-flop” .

“Sandals my arse. It was more like a smelly old flip-flop.”

Sandals could have ignored her, but instead issued a statement, at once realising the woman’s power:

“Sandals Resorts is disappointed that Ms Price was not happy with her stay and as a gesture of goodwill are willing to offer her a refund — on condition that she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings.”

Oh, beam me up, Snotty. If that’s how Sandals values a multi-millionaire guest, what does it think of the plebs who save up

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