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Hark! Coco Brown is the first porn star in space! (photos)

by | 4th, February 2013

coco brown 199x300 Hark! Coco Brown is the first porn star in space! (photos)ADULT-ACTRESS, Coco Brown, is hoping to become the first porn star in space. Just think about zero gravity ‘snot shots’ for a minute. Just think of the poor TV repair man or plumber travelling all that way, and not repairing anything when he gets there.

Anyway, Coco is in training to go to space and has already been in an anti-gravity machine after paying £64,000 to a company who made her float around like a dandelion in the breeze.

However, you mucky sods are about to be very disappointed. The XXX actress isn’t going to be having sex in space (and 99% of the site’s traffic is gone – Ed). She said:

“Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult.”

“You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.

All is not lost though, smut fans!

“We have gear that we have to wear, but I’ll see what I can do up there. Maybe I’ll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background.”

See, this isn’t about being saucy. This is actually about a love of space. CoCo will be travelling on the SXC rocket, which will see her 62 miles above Earth’s surface!

She said:

“I’ve always had a love of space. I’m an adventurous person and I thrive off of excitement.”

To boldy go where no man has gone before…



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