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Heidi Montag books a flight to Heaven to check on dead Spencer Pratt

by | 8th, February 2013

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FOR the past two weeks, OK! has led with news of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi. Having paid big to get the US reality TV star on Celebrity Big Brother, Richard Desmond is keen to eke out their fame in his mag.

In week one, we read how their experiences in the CBB house “made them need each other even more”. Such is the way of a twosome given the one-name treatment. Heidi will forever be the Alpine girl done good, and Spencer is what comes after Frank and a whoopsie. They need each other to exist, like Marks without Spencer, Laurel without Hardy or John Merrick and the elephants.

In week two, Speidi “reveals they will always be together”. Always? Yep, always. “Not even death will come between them.”

OK! asks: “If you died would you re-marry?”

Spencer: “Heidi is my wife, for ever and ever.”

Heidi: “I only want to be where he is. So if he died, we would still be together. I would just fly high up in the sky until I found him in heaven. {Heidi sighs] And could be with him again.”

The inteview ends there, saldy, before OK! has time to ask at what height Heaven exists, if Heidi plans to use a commercial jet and if she knows the secret knock to get through the door…

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