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Preacher abuses talking congregant at First Baptist Church of Hammond (video)

by | 8th, February 2013

larry smith Preacher abuses talking congregant at First Baptist Church of Hammond (video)

DO you talk in Church? Larry Smith is a sermoniser at the First Baptist Church of Hammond. Indiana. As the Church says on its website:

We believe that Christians should talk, behave, live, and dress like a citizen of Heaven.

Details of how they dress and talk in Heaven are sketchy. But most likely they wear a dark blue double-breasted suit with burgundy hanky and matching tie over white shirt. You can always trust a man who matches his hanky to his tie. (Female dress: smart casual.)

Leave your harp at the door, congregants, as Larry Smith –  author of “How to know for sure if you died today you would go to Heaven and have no doubt about it – turns the other cheeks and behaves like the better man:

Like you, whenever we hear a preacher we sit in silent awe.

Spotter: b3ta and Bruce Gerencscer



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