Preacher abuses talking congregant at First Baptist Church of Hammond (video)
DO you talk in Church? Larry Smith is a sermoniser at the First Baptist Church of Hammond. Indiana. As the Church says on its website:
We believe that Christians should talk, behave, live, and dress like a citizen of Heaven.
Details of how they dress and talk in Heaven are sketchy. But most likely they wear a dark blue double-breasted suit with burgundy hanky and matching tie over white shirt. You can always trust a man who matches his hanky to his tie. (Female dress: smart casual.)
Leave your harp at the door, congregants, as Larry Smith – author of “How to know for sure if you died today you would go to Heaven and have no doubt about it“ – turns the other cheeks and behaves like the better man:
Like you, whenever we hear a preacher we sit in silent awe.
Spotter: b3ta and Bruce Gerencscer
Posted: 8th, February 2013 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
