Katie Price calls Kelly Brook a ‘Hefner’ not a ‘heffer’
by Anorak | 15th, February 2013
TYPO of the week was found in Katie Price’s column for the Sun:
“They [photos of Kelly in a bikini] don’t seem to be air-brushed and I’m FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is… You’re a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one.”
Having written that, Priced then tweeted:
“I don’t think girls read Sun col right — I never slagged off bigger girls.”
Not heifer, then. She meant to say that Kelly was a Hefner – a girl who could grace one of Hugh Hefner’s easy-wipe matresses. It was highest praise, dammmit. PRAISE!
February 15th, 2013 at 8:43 am
Prime beef v cheap horse meat…I know which one I want to eat….
February 15th, 2013 at 8:35 am
Who cares what the plastic slapper thinks?
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If that’s a heifer, I want to be one.
February 15th, 2013 at 8:24 am
Katie Price’s spelling is so bad she could ghost write articles for Anorak…although I have a suspicion that she already does..
p.s.If Kelly is a heifer does that make Katie a horse meat?..I know which one I’d prefer to find a piece of in my beefburger…