Anorak | Crufts to feature disgusting mongrels

Crufts to feature disgusting mongrels

by | 26th, February 2013

CRUFTS, like Hitler, always believed in pure breeds, showcasing the finest in incestuous hound relationships and making them scampered around before an audience that smelled of Brut, hairspray and wax-jackets. Judges in comfortable loafers would stand these poor inbreds on tables and poke around at their genitals to see if they were uniform enough.

That’s all about to change though as Crufts is going to feature mongrels and crossbreed dogs for the first time!

Of course, this is good news as this means you won’t have an army of pooches, bred unhealthily, all going blind and their hearts giving up because of a gene pool so small, a chihuahua couldn’t paddle in it.

And so,

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