Bad Ads: Las Vegas is where the gays go to laugh at straight couples
THANKS to R&R Partners’ work in promoting Las Vegas, we know how not to dress gay. We also know that only lithesome, young woman are lesbians. Gay mean are buff, have sleeker chests than a dolphin and laugh at the straights. Hairy men wearing any kind of beige are straight.
Gay men always laugh at the straights. Happily, the straights are too dumb to notice, preferring to gaze at airplanes – or the meteor heading towards them.
The man is thicker than his gravy. As he chows down with his god-awful clothes, his attractive wife eyes up the women. He mouth is agape with the promise of flesh. This ad is aimed at women cooling their heels at the grocery store.
I that the woman from the last ad? Those straight women cannot be trusted. Lesbians beware. Happily, the straight man remains refreshingly stupid…