Police seek habitual bicycle seat masturbator
THE Copenhagen Post reports in bald terms: “Woman stalked by serial bicycle-seat wanker.”
The story goes that the furtive seat tosser has struck five times, and always on a Wednesday. Each time, the woman has got off the train by Mørdrup Station in north Zealand to find that a man has masturbated onto her bicycle seat.
Says the 19-year-old victim:
“At first I thought that it was some kind of sick joke, but when it happened for the third time I decided it was enough and reported it to the police. It’s bloody disgusting.”
North Zealand’s assistant police commissioner, Henrik Hattel, tells Ekstra Bladet:
“We’re hoping that this will get the freak to quit doing it. That’s the most important thing for us. It’s difficult to say how we should punish the man.”
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Posted: 7th, March 2013 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
