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Vatican’s gay sauna awaits results of Papal conclave

by | 12th, March 2013

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HAS all this talk of sex and ‘inappropriate behaviour’ been pumped out by Vatican rivals to discredit their opponents in the race for the papacy?

The latest caper involves the Holy See’s purchase of a €23 million share of a block of flat in Rome that just happens to house Europe’s biggest gay sauna, the Europa Multiclub:

Behind this door awaits a world welcoming, exciting, fun … A place willed and created by men and for men only.  A place where men shed stress and insecurities, and enjoy the priceless joy of being themselves!

Here you will find: mega turkish bath, sauna, big whirlpool, pool with waterfall, relax rooms with video, Technogym fitness room, video room, a cinema, aesthetics – solarium – massages, parties – Shows – surprises, music therapy, aromatherapy, color therapy , EMC Cafe ‘always open!

Fingers point at Cardinal Ivan Dias, the head of the Congregation for Evangelisation of Peoples. Did he authorise the purchase? Dias is due to vote in the next pope at the Sistine Chapel. Is his vote discredited? Dias, lives in a plush apartment at 2 Via Carducci, a short walk from the Europe Multiclub.

Others says the building was bought under instruction from Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, the Pope’s “right-hand man”.

Other priests live in the block of flats. And if they want a chat, they can nip downstairs and chat with Bruno,“a hairy, overweight pastor of souls, is free to the music of his clergyman, remaining in a thong, because he wants to expose body and soul”. 

Theses are interesting times in the Vatican…



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