Life imitates The Onion: Tesco buys Giraffe retaurants
TESCO has bits of horse in its meatloaf. Days ago, the supermarket said it had no horse left in its ready meals. But then it found some. Horses, eh. They sneak right up on you.
In other news, we learn that Tesco has bought a chain of hight street eateries. The chain’s name? GIRAFFE! Says the BBC headline:
TESCO BUYS GIRAFFE RESTAURANTS
Forgetting to add: “PIG MAKES DO WITH HORSE BURGER TAKEAWAY”