Duchess Kate calls her child Elizabeth Diana Carole
USWeekly says Duchess Kate’s baby will be called Elizabeth Diana Carole. They’ll name the child after Prince William’s granny. Middle names will be nods to the couple’s mothers.
The brains at the US glossy maust have spent moments working that out. The only good thing is that initials, EDC, will give Lizzy-DC a name for her signature Eau De Cologne. But other than that it’s low on thrills. Still, we know it’s a girl. And, according to OK!’s cover, “Having a girl would make Diana happy.”
That should be would have made Diana happy, right? Well, not if you believe Diana lives at the fabled Sixth Floor of the Harvey Nichols Department store (spoilers: she does).