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Anorak | Instructions on how to get a girl’s phone number, guaranteed (*video)

Instructions on how to get a girl’s phone number, guaranteed (*video)

by | 20th, March 2013

tumblr lfi2ofnBRU1qz8z6ao1 500 1 Instructions on how to get a girls phone number, guaranteed (*video)

LOOK at you. Just sat there, all on your own thinking about the beige food you’ll horse into yourself before you slope away and fumble around in your grotty undercrackers, dreaming of attractive humans.

It doesn’t have to be like that though. You could be out there, getting the phone numbers of attractive women before embarking on a glorious, lusty voyage.

All you have to do is not speak.

Below is an instructional video which shows you just how easy it is to get a nice lady’s telephone number, just by being silent. The four minute video shows some bucks amassing 17 numbers without uttering a single word.

Clearly, the thing that spoils it for everyone is when they open their mouths to blurt on and on, in a bid to be witty or amusing. The thing that is holding men back is their willingness to talk to members of the opposite sex.

And so, let us watch this video together and learn how easy it can be. However, it might not work if you have a face like a bull seal’s stomach and a body shaped like a melted Mars bar.

Good luck lovers! Onanism could soon be a thing of the past!



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